This evening is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just crazy. I don't even know what to say.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. I need a moment to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just read more the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally unfazed. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Seriously I Couldn't Believe It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just happened. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this giant squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was carrying a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thefact. This story is totally far-fetched, I almost doubt it's real..

• Possibly it was a illusion? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely outrageous. I don't believe what they've just heard. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.